Super Mario Love

Two player game only
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HE - 
.   Move: Left Joystick (gamepad) or WASD (keyboard)
.   Jump: Y/Triangle (gamepad) or space bar (keyboard)
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SHE -
.   Move: Arrow keys (keyboard only)
.   Jump: Up arrow (keyboard only)
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HE and SHE must jump on the goombas to crush them or risk being hurt by their touch.
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HE also loves a princess.
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SHE also loves HIS brother.
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HE and SHE have fickle emotions and desires for each other.
.   Come together for love.
.   Come together for need.
.   Go away, go away.
.   Stay away from hate.
.   Find love in another's arms and break your lover's heart.
.   Ignore birthdays, they don't matter here.
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